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I live for the nights that I Can't remember with the people that I won’t forget
I live for the nights that I Can’t remember with the people that I won’t forget
4.42 (88.33%) 12 votes

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On my worst behavior
On my worst behavior
2.5 (50%) 2 votes

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Somewhere between I'm sober and I'm lifted
Somewhere between I’m sober and I’m lifted
3.5 (70%) 2 votes

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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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Chill down baby
Chill down baby
3.6 (72%) 5 votes

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If we could only turn back time…
If we could only turn back time…
5 (100%) 1 vote

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Don't make me come over there
Don’t make me come over there
4 (80%) 1 vote

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No, I checked my Receipt. I didn't buy any of your bullshit
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You Can't make everybody happy. You aren't a jar of Nutella!
You Can’t make everybody happy. You aren’t a jar of Nutella!
1 (20%) 2 votes

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If I die all I know is I'm a motherfucking legend
If I die all I know is I’m a motherfucking legend
1 (20%) 1 vote

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Make the most out of tonight, and worry about it all tomorrow
Make the most out of tonight, and worry about it all tomorrow
3 (60%) 2 votes

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It's so hard to care when You're this relaxed
It’s so hard to care when You’re this relaxed
3.67 (73.33%) 3 votes

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Sweet as sugar, hard as ice. Hurt me once, I'll kill you twice
Sweet as sugar, hard as ice. Hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice
5 (100%) 5 votes

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I got the drink in me going back to back
I got the drink in me going back to back
3 (60%) 2 votes

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Life is like a balloon..If you never let go, you will not know how high can you rise.
Life is like a balloon..If you never let go, you will not know how high can you rise.
3 (60%) 2 votes

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I must destroy you with hugs and kisses
I must destroy you with hugs and kisses
3 (60%) 1 vote

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Got my coffee and donut
Got my coffee and donut
4.5 (90%) 2 votes

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You Can't afford my Swag Bitch! #selfie
You Can’t afford my Swag Bitch! #selfie
2 (40%) 1 vote

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Don’t expect anyone to fall in love with you if don’t even love yourself first.
Don’t expect anyone to fall in love with you if don’t even love yourself first.
1 (20%) 1 vote

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When Life gives You a Hundred reasons to cry, Show life you have a thousands reasons to smile
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Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments
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A simple Hello Could lead to a million things
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Think before you come for the great one 
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I don't do fashion, I am fashion
I don’t do fashion, I am fashion
3.67 (73.33%) 3 votes

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Always offer your smile to someone who lost theirs
Always offer your smile to someone who lost theirs
3.67 (73.33%) 3 votes

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I need vitamin SEA
I need vitamin SEA
4.5 (90%) 2 votes

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Maybe I'm born with it. Maybe it's an Instagram filter
Maybe I’m born with it. Maybe it’s an Instagram filter
1 (20%) 1 vote

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Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out
Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out
2 (40%) 1 vote

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Twenty-four-hour champagne diet
Twenty-four-hour champagne diet
3 (60%) 2 votes

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When I was Rome.. I did what the Romans did.
When I was Rome.. I did what the Romans did.
2.5 (50%) 2 votes

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Don’t let anyone tell you that You're not strong enough
Don’t let anyone tell you that You’re not strong enough
3.67 (73.33%) 3 votes

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You will never influence the world by trying to copy it
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May your clothes be comfy, your coffee be Strong and your Monday be short
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You the best I ever had
You the best I ever had
2 (40%) 2 votes

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This is to the Echo's of our laughter. The looks That we Share. The never ending gossips. and the sudden amazing get aways. This is to our Past And This is to Our Future. This is to our Friendship that will Never Fade.
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They say money Can't buy happiness but you can buy pizza, cake, candy and Netflix, so they’re lying.
They say money Can’t buy happiness but you can buy pizza, cake, candy and Netflix, so they’re lying.
3 (60%) 2 votes

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I'myself never feel that I'm sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.
I’myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.
3 (60%) 2 votes

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Ask you to please excuse my table manners, I was making room for the table dancers
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You only live once 
You only live once 
2 (40%) 2 votes

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Keep it Down, I'm on the phone
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Beauty is power; a smile is it’s sword
Beauty is power; a smile is it’s sword
3.67 (73.33%) 3 votes

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Women’s are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one can make your dreams come true.
Women’s are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one can make your dreams come true.
1 (20%) 2 votes

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Last name ever, first name greatest
Last name ever, first name greatest
5 (100%) 4 votes

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I Can't really see another squad tryna cross us
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Better an oops than a what if
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Don't let people tell you tHe'sky is the limit, when There's footprints on the moon
Don’t let people tell you tHe’sky is the limit, when There’s footprints on the moon
1 (20%) 1 vote

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Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy
Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy
4 (80%) 1 vote

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Take every chance you get in life, because some things only happen once.
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Whole squad on that real shit
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My team good, we don’t really need a mascot
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Friday, my second favorite F word
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I'mma worry ‘bout me, give a fuck about you
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I'm on a roll like Cottonelle
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Let’s celebrate with a toast and get lost in tonight
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Hey you, it's me
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It is what it is
It is what it is
1.6 (32%) 5 votes

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Chin up princess or the crown slips
Chin up princess or the crown slips
5 (100%) 1 vote

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Every time you see me I look like I hit the lotto twice
Every time you see me I look like I hit the lotto twice
5 (100%) 1 vote

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Your gorgeous chaos was a danger to my beautiful ordinary life
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Frankly my dear, I don't Instagram
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If you think I'mma quit before I die dream on
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Goodnight, happy dreams
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Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight
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Everyone wants happiness, no one wants pain. But you Can't make a rainbow without a little rain
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Bare feet salty hair
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Know yourself, know your worth 
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Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and There's so much to smile about.
Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and There’s so much to smile about.
1 (20%) 2 votes

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Worrying about your followers, you need to get your dollars up
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Risking is better that regretting
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Peace sign in the air like I'm Nixon
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Started from the bottom now we’re here
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Proof that I can do selfies better than you
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Last day of class
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Pussy run everything
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Call me the referee because I be so official
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I honestly hate you. You didn’t do anything wrong, it’s just it hurts. It hurts to love you. So I’ve decided I hate you.
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Stop looking for happiness in tHe'same place you just lost it.
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I'm here for a good time not a long time
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Where you moving’? I said onto better things
Where you moving’? I said onto better things
5 (100%) 1 vote

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Haven’t posted a #selfie in a bit.
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At least this balloon is attracted to me!
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Dear haters, I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "ME" and "Ugly" starts with "U"
Dear haters, I couldn’t help but notice that “awesome” ends with “ME” and “Ugly” starts with “U”
1.5 (30%) 2 votes

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Pray the real live forever man, pray the fakes get exposed
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Let’s get lost together
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World Series attitude, champagne bottle life
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The things I Can't change are the reasons you love me
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Often, we say goodbye to the one we love without wanting to but that doesn’t mean we stop loving them. Sometimes goodbye is just a painful way of saying I love u.
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It had long since come to m+A25:B28y attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.
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I lived my life inside a dream only walking when I sleep
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I woke up like this
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I Love Fridays like Kanye loves Kanye
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Be a Pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown and be sweet on the inside
Be a Pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown and be sweet on the inside
5 (100%) 2 votes

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I'mma sip it til I feel it, I'mma smoke it til it’s done
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Elegance is the only beauty that never fades
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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
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Don't just be another brick in the wall
Don’t just be another brick in the wall
3 (60%) 2 votes

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I'm up right now and you suck right now
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I'm just saying you could do better
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But darling, in the end, You've got to be your own hero, because everybody's busy trying to save tHe'selves
But darling, in the end, You’ve got to be your own hero, because everybody’s busy trying to save tHe’selves
4 (80%) 1 vote

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If I like my art why should it be anyone else’s decision how “good” or “bad” it is. Art shouldn’t have a grade. If I'm proud of it and what I accomplished why should anyone else tell me it Isn't good enough?
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Love calories, high heels
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Hey, I just met you, this is crazy
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My autobiography is this
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When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance
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It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.
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If I die all I know is I'm a mothafuckin legend
If I die all I know is I’m a mothafuckin legend
1 (20%) 4 votes

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The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.
The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.
3 (60%) 5 votes

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I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain’t never gonna do it any different. I don’t care who likes it and who don’t.
I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain’t never gonna do it any different. I don’t care who likes it and who don’t.
5 (100%) 1 vote

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Nobody really likes us Except for us
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Always better together
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
5 (100%) 1 vote

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Sometimes life can surprise you with a happy coincidence.
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I still ride with my day one
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Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
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Love can be unselfish, in the sense of being benevolent and generous, without being selfless.
Love can be unselfish, in the sense of being benevolent and generous, without being selfless.
5 (100%) 1 vote

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Life Isn't perfect..But my Hair is! #selfie addict
Life Isn’t perfect..But my Hair is! #selfie addict
2 (40%) 1 vote

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When your mom lectures you about how you need to lose weight for an hour and your’re like shit I don’t care I have got a skinny mirror to make me look good!
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You're young, so have fun girl
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Fresher than a pillow with a mint on it
Fresher than a pillow with a mint on it
2.33 (46.67%) 3 votes

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They ain’t make me what I am, they just found me like this
They ain’t make me what I am, they just found me like this
5 (100%) 2 votes

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Animal selfies are the best selfies
Animal selfies are the best selfies
5 (100%) 1 vote

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Women drivers rev my engine
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No new friends
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My excuse is that I'm young
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Everyone said I could be Anything.. So I became Sexy!
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I like cookies
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WEEK.END
WEEK.END
1 (20%) 2 votes

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I don’t need your approval to be me.
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A friend will always make you Smile, specially when you don’t want to…
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